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Top 100 British Jokes

Laugh Out Loud with the Best of British Humour!

This collection of the top 100 British jokes is sure to bring a smile to your face! From classic one-liners to puns and wordplay, these jokes are sure to make you laugh. Whether you're British or not, these jokes will have you in stitches. So, grab a

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What did the fish say when it hit the concrete wall? Dam!

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Dam it all! Hear the fish\'s story of hitting the wall and what happened next.

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Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.

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Get to the root of your peeling problems - visit the doctor!

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!

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Don\'t be a Dam-Fish: Think Before You Swim!

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What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey!

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What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom? Odor in the court!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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Let the adventure begin!

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Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Why did the chicken go to the séance? To get to the other side.

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What did the bee say when it found a flower? Buzz off!

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Buzz off with a smile - the bee\'s way of saying \'I found a flower!\

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What did the fish say when it hit the concrete wall? Dam! Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey! What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom? Odor in the court! Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? Because he was outstanding in his field. Why did the chicken go to the séance? To get to the other side. What did the bee say when it found a flower? Buzz off!
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