"Why did the Frenchman always carry a bag of raspberries? He wanted to 'avoir la framboise' (have a raspberry)." "Why did the Frenchman always carry a bag of potatoes? He wanted to 'avoir la patate' (feel great)." "Why did the Frenchman always carry a bag of cherries? He wanted to 'avoir la cerise sur le gâteau' (have the icing on the cake)." "Why did the Frenchman always carry a bag of grapes? He wanted to 'avoir du raisin dans la tête' (have a grape in his head)." "Why did the Frenchman always carry a bag of apricots? He wanted to 'avoir l'abricot' (have the apricot)." "Why did the Frenchman always carry a bag of bananas? He wanted to 'avoir la banane' (have a big smile)." "Why did the Frenchman always carry a bag of lemons? He wanted to 'avoir la pêche' (feel peachy)." "Why did the Frenchman always carry a bag of blackberries? He wanted to 'avoir la mûre' (have a blackberry)." "Why did the Frenchman always carry a mirror? He wanted to 'se regarder le nombril' (be self-centered)." "Why did the Frenchman always carry a bag of peaches? He wanted to 'avoir la pêche' (feel peachy)." "Why did the Frenchman always carry a bag of kiwis? He wanted to 'avoir le kiwi' (have the kiwi)." "Why did the Frenchman always wear a beret? He wanted to 'avoir la tête dans les nuages' (have his head in the clouds)." "Why did the Frenchman bring a baguette to the party? He wanted to 'mettre du beurre dans les épinards' (improve the situation)." "Why did the Frenchman always carry a baguette? He didn't want to 'avoir le beurre et l'argent du beurre' (have his cake and eat it too)." "Why did the Frenchman always carry a bag of papayas? He wanted to 'avoir la papaye' (have the papaya)." "Why did the Frenchman always carry a bag of apples? He wanted to 'avoir la pomme' (feel tipsy)." "Why did the Frenchman eat snails? He wanted to 'avoir un escargot dans le tiroir' (have a screw loose)." "Why did the French cat sit on the mat? Because it was 'comme ci, comme ça' (so-so) about the new rug." "Why did the Frenchman always carry a bag of oranges? He wanted to 'avoir la banane' (have a big smile)." "Why did the Frenchman always carry a bottle of wine? He wanted to 'avoir du vin dans les veines' (have wine in his veins)." "Why did the Frenchman always carry a chicken? He wanted to 'avoir la poule au pot' (live comfortably)." "Why did the Frenchman always carry a bag of pineapples? He wanted to 'avoir l'ananas' (have the pineapple)." "Why did the Frenchman always carry a bag of guavas? He wanted "Why did the Frenchman always carry a bag of plums? He wanted to 'avoir la prune' (have a fine)." "Why did the Frenchman always carry a bag of pears? He wanted to 'avoir la poire' (be gullible)." "Why did the Frenchman always carry a bag of strawberries? He wanted to 'avoir la fraise' (have a swollen face)." "Why did the Frenchman bring a ladder to the bar? He wanted to 'prendre de la hauteur' (get some perspective)." "Why did the Frenchman always carry a bag of mangoes? He wanted to 'avoir la mangue' (have the mango)." "Why did the French chef throw out the onions? He didn't want to 'pleurer comme une madeleine' (cry like a baby)." "Why did the Frenchman always carry a bag of blueberries? He wanted to 'avoir la myrtille' (have a blueberry)."

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