Top 100 Jewish Jokes
Laugh Out Loud with the Best Jewish Humor Around!
This collection of the top 100 Jewish jokes is sure to bring a smile to your face. From classic one-liners to clever puns, these jokes will have you laughing out loud. Whether you’re Jewish or not, these jokes will have you in stitches. So get ready to

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Q: What did the Jewish father say to his son when he asked for a new bike?
Rank: 2A: "Ride your old one until it\'s wheels fall off!
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Q: What did the Jewish father say to his son when he asked for a new car?
Rank: 4A: "Drive the one you have - it\'s a blessing!
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Q: What did the Jewish mother say to her son when he asked for a new car?
Rank: 3A: "Drive the one you have - it\'s good enough!
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Q: What did the Jewish mother say to her son when he asked for a new house?
Rank: 5A: "You want a house? Move your feet, not your furniture!
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Q: What did the Jewish mother say to her son when he asked for a new bike?
Rank: 1A: "You\'ll have to ride the one you have until it\'s wheels fall off!
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Q: What did the Jewish mother say to her son when he asked for a new job?
Rank: 7A: "Go find something you love and the money will follow!
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Q: What did the Jewish father say to his son when he asked for a new job?
Rank: 8A: "Work Harder, Dream Bigger!
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Q: What did the Jewish father say to his son when he asked for a raise?
Rank: 10A: "You\'ll Have to Work for It!
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Q: What did the Jewish mother say to her son when he asked for a raise?
Rank: 9A: "You get what you get, and you don\'t get upset!
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Q: What did the Jewish father say to his son when he asked for a new house?
Rank: 6A: "Build a better one!
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Q: What did the Jewish father say to his son when he asked for a new bike?
Q: What did the Jewish father say to his son when he asked for a new car?
Q: What did the Jewish mother say to her son when he asked for a new car?
Q: What did the Jewish mother say to her son when he asked for a new house?
Q: What did the Jewish mother say to her son when he asked for a new bike?
Q: What did the Jewish mother say to her son when he asked for a new job?
Q: What did the Jewish father say to his son when he asked for a new job?
Q: What did the Jewish father say to his son when he asked for a raise?
Q: What did the Jewish mother say to her son when he asked for a raise?
Q: What did the Jewish father say to his son when he asked for a new house?
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