Top 100 American Jokes

Laugh Out Loud with the Best of the Best!

This book contains the funniest jokes from the United States of America. From one-liners to knock-knock jokes, these are the top 100 American jokes that will have you laughing out loud. Whether you're looking for a laugh at a party or just want to brighten up your

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What did the mayonnaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door? Close the door, I'm dressing!

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What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey!

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What did the paper say to the pencil? Write on!

Write on! The paper\'s challenge to the pencil.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!

Don\'t be a Dam-Fish: Think Before You Swim!

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What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!

Two eyes, one secret: something smells!

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What did the bee say to the flower? Hi, honey!

Say hello to your sweetheart with Hi, Honey!

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What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom? Odor in the court!

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What did the tree say to the wind? Leaf me alone!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A classic question with a classic answer: To get to the other side!

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What did the mayonnaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door? Close the door, I'm dressing! What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey! What did the paper say to the pencil? Write on! What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells! What did the bee say to the flower? Hi, honey! What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom? Odor in the court! What did the tree say to the wind? Leaf me alone! Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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