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Top 100 Funny Wedding Speeches

"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people." - Victor Borge

Wedding speeches can often be a mix of emotions, but a touch of humor can make them memorable and enjoyable for everyone. Here’s a compilation of the top 100 funny wedding speeches that will leave your audience in stitches, yet touch their hearts.

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Overview

  • Title: "Funny Wedding Speeches: Adding Humor to the Big Day"
  • Subtitle: "A Collection of Hilarious Toasts"
  • Tagline: "Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."
  • Description: "A curated list of the funniest wedding speeches to entertain and engage guests while celebrating the newlyweds."
  • Keywords: wedding, speeches, funny, humor, toasts, jokes, wedding reception, bride, groom, best man, maid of honor

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# Funny Wedding Speeches
- Adding Humor to the Big Day
- A Collection of Hilarious Toasts
- Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
- 5 Topics

## Topics
- Best Man Speeches: jokes, stories, humor, roasts, laughs
- Maid of Honor Speeches: funny, anecdotes, laughter, love, friendship
- Father of the Bride Speeches: humor, wisdom, jokes, stories, advice
- Groom Speeches: funny, heartfelt, jokes, love, humor
- General Wedding Toasts: jokes, laughter, stories, fun, humor

Topic 1: "Best Man Speeches"

"Roasting the groom, one joke at a time."

Best man speeches are often the highlight of wedding receptions. They provide an opportunity to roast the groom with hilarious anecdotes and jokes, all while celebrating the bond between friends.

  1. "Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here to talk about the groom. And since he specifically asked me to keep it short, here’s my speech in three words: ‘Congratulations, you’re doomed!’"
  2. "I’ve known the groom since we were kids, and I can tell you one thing for sure: he’s not as smart as he looks. Luckily, his bride is here to help him with the hard stuff, like finding his shoes."
  3. "The groom and I have been through a lot together. So much, in fact, that when he asked me to be his best man, I couldn’t help but think, ‘Well, this makes up for all the bail money I’ve spent on him.’"
  4. "Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade."
  5. "Here’s to the groom: A man who’s won one woman’s heart and lost so many arguments to get there."
  6. "I asked the groom what he wanted from me today. He said, ‘Just don’t mention that time in Vegas.’ Well, sorry, buddy, I think we all know what happened in Vegas...stays on the internet forever."
  7. "They say marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning."
  8. "To the groom: Before you got married, you were incomplete. Now you’re finished."
  9. "The groom told me that he’s the boss in his house. And he has his wife’s permission to say so."
  10. "Here’s to love, laughter, and happily ever after. And if that doesn’t work out, remember: you can always blame the best man for everything."

Topic 2: "Maid of Honor Speeches"

"Celebrating love and friendship with a pinch of humor."

Maid of honor speeches are a beautiful blend of love, friendship, and a few laughs. These speeches often highlight the unique bond between the bride and her best friend.

  1. "They say a good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you. But today, I promise to keep the embarrassing ones to myself."
  2. "Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband."
  3. "To the bride: I’ve seen you grow from a fun-loving girl to a beautiful woman. And to the groom: Good luck with that."
  4. "Behind every successful man is a woman rolling her eyes."
  5. "To the bride and groom: May you have a marriage as wonderful and perfect as the bride’s planning of this wedding. No pressure!"
  6. "Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."
  7. "To the bride: You’ve always been there for me, through thick and thin. And to the groom: Buckle up, buddy."
  8. "They say opposites attract. Well, that’s certainly true for the bride and her love of punctuality, and the groom’s love of being fashionably late."
  9. "To the groom: You’re the luckiest man in the world today. Tomorrow, we’ll check back in."
  10. "Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life."

Topic 3: "Father of the Bride Speeches"

"Sharing wisdom with a dash of humor."

Father of the bride speeches can be both touching and humorous, often combining a lifetime of wisdom with light-hearted jokes.

  1. "As the father of the bride, I’ve prepared myself for this day for years. I’ve practiced my ‘not tearing up’ face in the mirror, but clearly, I still need more practice."
  2. "When my daughter was little, I told her stories about princesses finding their prince. Today, I get to see her with her very own."
  3. "They say a daughter may outgrow your lap, but she’ll never outgrow your heart. And a father’s most important job is to keep her husband in line."
  4. "To my new son-in-law: Remember, if you ever need a place to hide, you’re always welcome in my basement."
  5. "To my daughter: Today, I’m giving you away. And to my son-in-law: Welcome to the family. Good luck, you’ll need it."
  6. "As a father, I always wondered who would be good enough for my daughter. And to be honest, I’m still wondering."
  7. "To the bride: You’ve always been the apple of my eye. And to the groom: Remember, apples don’t fall far from the tree."
  8. "They say a good marriage is like a casserole: Only those responsible for it really know what goes in it."
  9. "To the groom: I’ve been watching you for a while, and I think you’ll make a great husband. Just remember, I’m always watching."
  10. "To my daughter: You’ve grown into an amazing woman. And to my new son-in-law: Treat her well, or you’ll have me to answer to."

Topic 4: "Groom Speeches"

"Making the bride laugh, one joke at a time."

Groom speeches are a blend of heartfelt sentiments and humor, showing love and appreciation for the bride while entertaining the guests.

  1. "Today, I married my best friend. I also married someone who will correct me when I’m wrong and remind me of it when I think I’m right."
  2. "Marriage is not about finding someone you can live with, but finding someone you can’t live without. And someone who won’t mind putting up with your weird habits."
  3. "They say a successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. Let’s start our first fall with a honeymoon."
  4. "To my bride: I knew you were the one when you laughed at my jokes. To everyone else: I’m still working on you."
  5. "They say the key to a happy marriage is to always admit you’re wrong. So, to my wife: You’re always right."
  6. "To my new family: Thank you for welcoming me with open arms. And to my wife: Thank you for saying ‘I do’ even after you saw my dance moves."
  7. "I promise to always be your biggest fan, your toughest critic, and the one who laughs at your jokes, even the bad ones."
  8. "To my wife: You make me a better person every day. And to our guests: Don’t worry, I won’t let her change too much."
  9. "I’ve always believed that a happy wife equals a happy life. Here’s to a lifetime of happiness."
  10. "To my wife: Thank you for making me the luckiest man in the world. And to our guests: Please drink enough to forget the embarrassing stories you heard today."

Topic 5: "General Wedding Toasts"

"Bringing laughter and joy to all."

General wedding toasts are often given by friends and family, aiming to celebrate the couple with humor and heartfelt wishes.

  1. "Here’s to love and laughter and happily ever after."
  2. "Marriage is like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park."
  3. "To the couple: May your love be modern enough to survive the times and old-fashioned enough to last forever."
  4. "Here’s to the bride who’s found her groom, and to the groom who’s found his doom."
  5. "To love, laughter, and a happily ever after. And if that doesn’t work, here’s to a prenup."
  6. "To the newlyweds: May your love be like a fine wine, getting better with age."
  7. "To the bride and groom: Remember, the secret to a happy marriage remains a secret."
  8. "Here’s to the bride: May she share everything with her husband, including the housework."
  9. "To the happy couple: May your love be as endless as your wedding speech."
  10. "To the groom: May you always have the last word in every argument. As long as it’s ‘Yes, dear.’"

Top 100 List

  1. "Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here to talk about the groom. And since he specifically asked me to keep it short, here’s my speech in three words: ‘Congratulations, you’re doomed!’" (Best Man Speeches)
  2. "They say a good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you. But today, I promise to keep the embarrassing ones to myself." (Maid of Honor Speeches)
  3. "As the father of the bride, I’ve prepared myself for this day for years. I’ve practiced my ‘not tearing up’ face in the mirror, but clearly, I still need more practice." (Father of the Bride Speeches)
  4. "Today, I married my best friend. I also married someone who will correct me when I’m wrong and remind me of it when I think I’m right." (Groom Speeches)
  5. "Here’s to love and laughter and happily ever after." (General Wedding Toasts)
  6. "I’ve known the groom since we were kids, and I can tell you one thing for sure: he’s not as smart as he looks. Luckily, his bride is here to help him with the hard stuff, like finding his shoes." (Best Man Speeches)
  7. "Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband." (Maid of Honor Speeches)
  8. "When my daughter was little, I told her stories about princesses finding their prince. Today, I get to see her with her very own." (Father of the Bride Speeches)
  9. "Marriage is not about finding someone you can live with, but finding someone you can’t live without. And someone who won’t mind putting up with your weird habits." (Groom Speeches)
  10. "Marriage is like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park." (General Wedding Toasts)
  11. "The groom and I have been through a lot together. So much, in fact, that when he asked me to be his best man, I couldn’t help but think, ‘Well, this makes up for all the bail money I’ve spent on him.’" (Best Man Speeches)
  12. "To the bride: I’ve seen you grow from a fun-loving girl to a beautiful woman. And to the groom: Good luck with that." (Maid of Honor Speeches)
  13. "They say a daughter may outgrow your lap, but she’ll never outgrow your heart. And a father’s most important job is to keep her husband in line." (Father of the Bride Speeches)
  14. "They say a successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. Let’s start our first fall with a honeymoon." (Groom Speeches)
  15. "To the couple: May your love be modern enough to survive the times and old-fashioned enough to last forever." (General Wedding Toasts)
  16. "Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade." (Best Man Speeches)
  17. "To the bride and groom: May you have a marriage as wonderful and perfect as the bride’s planning of this wedding. No pressure!" (Maid of Honor Speeches)
  18. "To my new son-in-law: Remember, if you ever need a place to hide, you’re always welcome in my basement." (Father of the Bride Speeches)
  19. "To my bride: I knew you were the one when you laughed at my jokes. To everyone else: I’m still working on you." (Groom Speeches)
  20. "Here’s to the bride who’s found her groom, and to the groom who’s found his doom." (General Wedding Toasts)
  21. "Here’s to the groom: A man who’s won one woman’s heart and lost so many arguments to get there." (Best Man Speeches)
  22. "Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener." (Maid of Honor Speeches)
  23. "To my daughter: Today, I’m giving you away. And to my son-in-law: Welcome to the family. Good luck, you’ll need it." (Father of the Bride Speeches)
  24. "To my new family: Thank you for welcoming me with open arms. And to my wife: Thank you for saying ‘I do’ even after you saw my dance moves." (Groom Speeches)
  25. "To love, laughter, and a happily ever after. And if that doesn’t work, here’s to a prenup." (General Wedding Toasts)
  26. "I asked the groom what he wanted from me today. He said, ‘Just don’t mention that time in Vegas.’ Well, sorry, buddy, I think we all know what happened in Vegas...stays on the internet forever." (Best Man Speeches)
  27. "To the bride: You’ve always been there for me, through thick and thin. And to the groom: Buckle up, buddy." (Maid of Honor Speeches)
  28. "As a father, I always wondered who would be good enough for my daughter. And to be honest, I’m still wondering." (Father of the Bride Speeches)
  29. "I promise to always be your biggest fan, your toughest critic, and the one who laughs at your jokes, even the bad ones." (Groom Speeches)
  30. "To the newlyweds: May your love be like a fine wine, getting better with age." (General Wedding Toasts)
  31. "They say marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning." (Best Man Speeches)
  32. "To the groom: You’re the luckiest man in the world today. Tomorrow, we’ll check back in." (Maid of Honor Speeches)
  33. "To the bride: You’ve always been the apple of my eye. And to the groom: Remember, apples don’t fall far from the tree." (Father of the Bride Speeches)
  34. "To my wife: You make me a better person every day. And to our guests: Don’t worry, I won’t let her change too much." (Groom Speeches)
  35. "To the bride and groom: Remember, the secret to a happy marriage remains a secret." (General Wedding Toasts)
  36. "To the groom: Before you got married, you were incomplete. Now you’re finished." (Best Man Speeches)
  37. "They say opposites attract. Well, that’s certainly true for the bride and her love of punctuality, and the groom’s love of being fashionably late." (Maid of Honor Speeches)
  38. "They say a good marriage is like a casserole: Only those responsible for it really know what goes in it." (Father of the Bride Speeches)
  39. "I’ve always believed that a happy wife equals a happy life. Here’s to a lifetime of happiness." (Groom Speeches)
  40. "Here’s to the bride: May she share everything with her husband, including the housework." (General Wedding Toasts)
  41. "The groom told me that he’s the boss in his house. And he has his wife’s permission to say so." (Best Man Speeches)
  42. "To the groom: You’re the luckiest man in the world today. Tomorrow, we’ll check back in." (Maid of Honor Speeches)
  43. "To the groom: I’ve been watching you for a while, and I think you’ll make a great husband. Just remember, I’m always watching." (Father of the Bride Speeches)
  44. "To my wife: Thank you for making me the luckiest man in the world. And to our guests: Please drink enough to forget the embarrassing stories you heard today." (Groom Speeches)
  45. "To the happy couple: May your love be as endless as your wedding speech." (General Wedding Toasts)
  46. "Here’s to love, laughter, and happily ever after. And if that doesn’t work out, remember: you can always blame the best man for everything." (Best Man Speeches)
  47. "To the bride and groom: May you have a marriage as wonderful and perfect as the bride’s planning of this wedding. No pressure!" (Maid of Honor Speeches)
  48. "As a father, I always wondered who would be good enough for my daughter. And to be honest, I’m still wondering." (Father of the Bride Speeches)
  49. "To my new family: Thank you for welcoming me with open arms. And to my wife: Thank you for saying ‘I do’ even after you saw my dance moves." (Groom Speeches)
  50. "To the groom: You’re the luckiest man in the world today. Tomorrow, we’ll check back in." (General Wedding Toasts)
  51. "They say marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning." (Best Man Speeches)
  52. "To the bride: You’ve always been there for me, through thick and thin. And to the groom: Buckle up, buddy." (Maid of Honor Speeches)
  53. "To the bride: You’ve always been the apple of my eye. And to the groom: Remember, apples don’t fall far from the tree." (Father of the Bride Speeches)
  54. "I promise to always be your biggest fan, your toughest critic, and the one who laughs at your jokes, even the bad ones." (Groom Speeches)
  55. "To the bride and groom: Remember, the secret to a happy marriage remains a secret." (General Wedding Toasts)
  56. "Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life." (Maid of Honor Speeches)
  57. "To the bride: I’ve seen you grow from a fun-loving girl to a beautiful woman. And to the groom: Good luck with that." (Maid of Honor Speeches)
  58. "To my daughter: Today, I’m giving you away. And to my son-in-law: Welcome to the family. Good luck, you’ll need it." (Father of the Bride Speeches)
  59. "To my new son-in-law: Remember, if you ever need a place to hide, you’re always welcome in my basement." (Father of the Bride Speeches)
  60. "To my bride: You make me a better person every day. And to our guests: Don’t worry, I won’t let her change too much." (Groom Speeches)
  61. "To the groom: You’re the luckiest man in the world today. Tomorrow, we’ll check back in." (Maid of Honor Speeches)
  62. "Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband." (Maid of Honor Speeches)
  63. "They say a daughter may outgrow your lap, but she’ll never outgrow your heart. And a father’s most important job is to keep her husband in line." (Father of the Bride Speeches)
  64. "To my wife: Thank you for making me the luckiest man in the world. And to our guests: Please drink enough to forget the embarrassing stories you heard today." (Groom Speeches)
  65. "To the happy couple: May your love be as endless as your wedding speech." (General Wedding Toasts)
  66. "To the bride: You’ve always been there for me, through thick and thin. And to the groom: Buckle up, buddy." (Maid of Honor Speeches)
  67. "To the bride: You’ve always been the apple of my eye. And to the groom: Remember, apples don’t fall far from the tree." (Father of the Bride Speeches)
  68. "To the bride and groom: Remember, the secret to a happy marriage remains a secret." (General Wedding Toasts)
  69. "Here’s to the bride: May she share everything with her husband, including the housework." (General Wedding Toasts)
  70. "Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life." (Maid of Honor Speeches)
  71. "As a father, I always wondered who would be good enough for my daughter. And to be honest, I’m still wondering." (Father of the Bride Speeches)
  72. "To the groom: You’re the luckiest man in the world today. Tomorrow, we’ll check back in." (Maid of Honor Speeches)
  73. "Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade." (Best Man Speeches)
  74. "Here’s to love and laughter and happily ever after." (General Wedding Toasts)
  75. "They say opposites attract. Well, that’s certainly true for the bride and her love of punctuality, and the groom’s love of being fashionably late." (Maid of Honor Speeches)
  76. "To the bride and groom: May you have a marriage as wonderful and perfect as the bride’s planning of this wedding. No pressure!" (Maid of Honor Speeches)
  77. "Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener." (Maid of Honor Speeches)
  78. "To my daughter: Today, I’m giving you away. And to my son-in-law: Welcome to the family. Good luck, you’ll need it." (Father of the Bride Speeches)
  79. "To my new family: Thank you for welcoming me with open arms. And to my wife: Thank you for saying ‘I do’ even after you saw my dance moves." (Groom Speeches)
  80. "To the couple: May your love be modern enough to survive the times and old-fashioned enough to last forever." (General Wedding Toasts)
  81. "To the groom: Before you got married, you were incomplete. Now you’re finished." (Best Man Speeches)
  82. "Marriage is not about finding someone you can live with, but finding someone you can’t live without. And someone who won’t mind putting up with your weird habits." (Groom Speeches)
  83. "To the groom: I’ve been watching you for a while, and I think you’ll make a great husband. Just remember, I’m always watching." (Father of the Bride Speeches)
  84. "To the bride and groom: May you have a marriage as wonderful and perfect as the bride’s planning of this wedding. No pressure!" (Maid of Honor Speeches)
  85. "To the bride: I’ve seen you grow from a fun-loving girl to a beautiful woman. And to the groom: Good luck with that." (Maid of Honor Speeches)
  86. "To the groom: You’re the luckiest man in the world today. Tomorrow, we’ll check back in." (Maid of Honor Speeches)
  87. "As a father, I always wondered who would be good enough for my daughter. And to be honest, I’m still wondering." (Father of the Bride Speeches)
  88. "To the bride: You’ve always been there for me, through thick and thin. And to the groom: Buckle up, buddy." (Maid of Honor Speeches)
  89. "Here’s to the bride who’s found her groom, and to the groom who’s found his doom." (General Wedding Toasts)
  90. "To my wife: You make me a better person every day. And to our guests: Don’t worry, I won’t let her change too much." (Groom Speeches)
  91. "Marriage is like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park." (General Wedding Toasts)
  92. "They say marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning." (Best Man Speeches)
  93. "Here’s to love, laughter, and happily ever after. And if that doesn’t work out, remember: you can always blame the best man for everything." (Best Man Speeches)
  94. "To my new family: Thank you for welcoming me with open arms. And to my wife: Thank you for saying ‘I do’ even after you saw my dance moves." (Groom Speeches)
  95. "To my daughter: Today, I’m giving you away. And to my son-in-law: Welcome to the family. Good luck, you’ll need it." (Father of the Bride Speeches)
  96. "To the groom: You’re the luckiest man in the world today. Tomorrow, we’ll check back in." (Maid of Honor Speeches)
  97. "To the bride: You’ve always been the apple of my eye. And to the groom: Remember, apples don’t fall far from the tree." (Father of the Bride Speeches)
  98. "Here’s to the bride: May she share everything with her husband, including the housework." (General Wedding Toasts)
  99. "To the groom: Before you got married, you were incomplete. Now you’re finished." (Best Man Speeches)
  100. "To my wife: Thank you for making me the luckiest man in the world. And to our guests: Please drink enough to forget the embarrassing stories you heard today." (Groom Speeches)

Top 100 Table

Rank Name Topic Tagline
1 "Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here to talk about the groom. And since he specifically asked me to keep it short, here’s my speech in three words: ‘Congratulations, you’re doomed!’" Best Man Speeches "Roasting the groom, one joke at a time."
2 "They say a good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you. But today, I promise to keep the embarrassing ones to myself." Maid of Honor Speeches "Celebrating love and friendship with a pinch of humor."
3 "As the father of the bride, I’ve prepared myself for this day for years. I’ve practiced my ‘not tearing up’ face in the mirror, but clearly, I still need more practice." Father of the Bride Speeches "Sharing wisdom with a dash of humor."
4 "Today, I married my best friend. I also married someone who will correct me when I’m wrong and remind me of it when I think I’m right." Groom Speeches "Making the bride laugh, one joke at a time."
5 "Here’s to love and laughter and happily ever after." General Wedding Toasts "Bringing laughter and joy to all."
6 "I’ve known the groom since we were kids, and I can tell you one thing for sure: he’s not as smart as he looks. Luckily, his bride is here to help him with the hard stuff, like finding his shoes." Best Man Speeches "Roasting the groom, one joke at a time."
7 "Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband." Maid of Honor Speeches "Celebrating love and friendship with a pinch of humor."
8 "When my daughter was little, I told her stories about princesses finding their prince. Today, I get to see her with her very own." Father of the Bride Speeches "Sharing wisdom with a dash of humor."
9 "Marriage is not about finding someone you can live with, but finding someone you can’t live without. And someone who won’t mind putting up with your weird habits." Groom Speeches "Making the bride laugh, one joke at a time."
10 "Marriage is like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park." General Wedding Toasts "Bringing laughter and joy to all."
11 "The groom and I have been through a lot together. So much, in fact, that when he asked me to be his best man, I couldn’t help but think, ‘Well, this makes up for all the bail money I’ve spent on him.’" Best Man Speeches "Roasting the groom, one joke at a time."
12 "To the bride: I’ve seen you grow from a fun-loving girl to a beautiful woman. And to the groom: Good luck with that." Maid of Honor Speeches "Celebrating love and friendship with a pinch of humor."
13 "They say a daughter may outgrow your lap, but she’ll never outgrow your heart. And a father’s most important job is to keep her husband in line." Father of the Bride Speeches "Sharing wisdom with a dash of humor."
14 "They say a successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. Let’s start our first fall with a honeymoon." Groom Speeches "Making the bride laugh, one joke at a time."
15 "To the couple: May your love be modern enough to survive the times and old-fashioned enough to last forever." General Wedding Toasts "Bringing laughter and joy to all."
16 "Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade." Best Man Speeches "Roasting the groom, one joke at a time."
17 "To the bride and groom: May you have a marriage as wonderful and perfect as the bride’s planning of this wedding. No pressure!" Maid of Honor Speeches "Celebrating love and friendship with a pinch of humor."
18 "To my new son-in-law: Remember, if you ever need a place to hide, you’re always welcome in my basement." Father of the Bride Speeches "Sharing wisdom with a dash of humor."
19 "To my bride: I knew you were the one when you laughed at my jokes. To everyone else: I’m still working on you." Groom Speeches "Making the bride laugh, one joke at a time."
20 "Here’s to the bride who’s found her groom, and to the groom who’s found his doom." General Wedding Toasts "Bringing laughter and joy to all."
21 "Here’s to the groom: A man who’s won one woman’s heart and lost so many arguments to get there." Best Man Speeches "Roasting the groom, one joke at a time."
22 "Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener." Maid of Honor Speeches "Celebrating love and friendship with a pinch of humor."
23 "To my daughter: Today, I’m giving you away. And to my son-in-law: Welcome to the family. Good luck, you’ll need it." Father of the Bride Speeches "Sharing wisdom with a dash of humor."
24 "To my new family: Thank you for welcoming me with open arms. And to my wife: Thank you for saying ‘I do’ even after you saw my dance moves." Groom Speeches "Making the bride laugh, one joke at a time."
25 "To love, laughter, and a happily ever after. And if that doesn’t work, here’s to a prenup." General Wedding Toasts "Bringing laughter and joy to all."
26 "I asked the groom what he wanted from me today. He said, ‘Just don’t mention that time in Vegas.’ Well, sorry, buddy, I think we all know what happened in Vegas...stays on the internet forever." Best Man Speeches "Roasting the groom, one joke at a time."
27 "To the bride: You’ve always been there for me, through thick and thin. And to the groom: Buckle up, buddy." Maid of Honor Speeches "Celebrating love and friendship with a pinch of humor."
28 "As a father, I always wondered who would be good enough for my daughter. And to be honest, I’m still wondering." Father of the Bride Speeches "Sharing wisdom with a dash of humor."
29 "I promise to always be your biggest fan, your toughest critic, and the one who laughs at your jokes, even the bad ones." Groom Speeches "Making the bride laugh, one joke at a time."
30 "To the newlyweds: May your love be like a fine wine, getting better with age." General Wedding Toasts "Bringing laughter and joy to all."
31 "They say marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning." Best Man Speeches "Roasting the groom, one joke at a time."
32 "To the groom: You’re the luckiest man in the world today. Tomorrow, we’ll check back in." Maid of Honor Speeches "Celebrating love and friendship with a pinch of humor."
33 "To the bride: You’ve always been the apple of my eye. And to the groom: Remember, apples don’t fall far from the tree." Father of the Bride Speeches "Sharing wisdom with a dash of humor."
34 "To my wife: You make me a better person every day. And to our guests: Don’t worry, I won’t let her change too much." Groom Speeches "Making the bride laugh, one joke at a time."
35 "To the bride and groom: Remember, the secret to a happy marriage remains a secret." General Wedding Toasts "Bringing laughter and joy to all."
36 "To the groom: Before you got married, you were incomplete. Now you’re finished." Best Man Speeches "Roasting the groom, one joke at a time."
37 "They say opposites attract. Well, that’s certainly true for the bride and her love of punctuality, and the groom’s love of being fashionably late." Maid of Honor Speeches "Celebrating love and friendship with a pinch of humor."
38 "They say a good marriage is like a casserole: Only those responsible for it really know what goes in it." Father of the Bride Speeches "Sharing wisdom with a dash of humor."
39 "I’ve always believed that a happy wife equals a happy life. Here’s to a lifetime of happiness." Groom Speeches "Making the bride laugh, one joke at a time."
40 "Here’s to the bride: May she share everything with her husband, including the housework." General Wedding Toasts "Bringing laughter and joy to all."
41 "The groom told me that he’s the boss in his house. And he has his wife’s permission to say so." Best Man Speeches "Roasting the groom, one joke at a time."
42 "To the groom: You’re the luckiest man in the world today. Tomorrow, we’ll check back in." Maid of Honor Speeches "Celebrating love and friendship with a pinch of humor."
43 "To the groom: I’ve been watching you for a while, and I think you’ll make a great husband. Just remember, I’m always watching." Father of the Bride Speeches "Sharing wisdom with a dash of humor."
44 "To my wife: Thank you for making me the luckiest man in the world. And to our guests: Please drink enough to forget the embarrassing stories you heard today." Groom Speeches "Making the bride laugh, one joke at a time."
45 "To the happy couple: May your love be as endless as your wedding speech." General Wedding Toasts "Bringing laughter and joy to all."
46 "Here’s to love, laughter, and happily ever after. And if that doesn’t work out, remember: you can always blame the best man for everything." Best Man Speeches "Roasting the groom, one joke at a time."
47 "To the bride and groom: May you have a marriage as wonderful and perfect as the bride’s planning of this wedding. No pressure!" Maid of Honor Speeches "Celebrating love and friendship with a pinch of humor."
48 "As a father, I always wondered who would be good enough for my daughter. And to be honest, I’m still wondering." Father of the Bride Speeches "Sharing wisdom with a dash of humor."
49 "To my new family: Thank you for welcoming me with open arms. And to my wife: Thank you for saying ‘I do’ even after you saw my dance moves." Groom Speeches "Making the bride laugh, one joke at a time."
50 "To the groom: You’re the luckiest man in the world today. Tomorrow, we’ll check back in." General Wedding Toasts "Bringing laughter and joy to all."
51 "They say marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning." Best Man Speeches "Roasting the groom, one joke at a time."
52 "To the bride: You’ve always been there for me, through thick and thin. And to the groom: Buckle up, buddy." Maid of Honor Speeches "Celebrating love and friendship with a pinch of humor."
53 "To the bride: You’ve always been the apple of my eye. And to the groom: Remember, apples don’t fall far from the tree." Father of the Bride Speeches "Sharing wisdom with a dash of humor."
54 "To my wife: You make me a better person every day. And to our guests: Don’t worry, I won’t let her change too much." Groom Speeches "Making the bride laugh, one joke at a time."
55 "To the bride and groom: Remember, the secret to a happy marriage remains a secret." General Wedding Toasts "Bringing laughter and joy to all."
56 "Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life." Maid of Honor Speeches "Celebrating love and friendship with a pinch of humor."
57 "To the bride: I’ve seen you grow from a fun-loving girl to a beautiful woman. And to the groom: Good luck with that." Maid of Honor Speeches "Celebrating love and friendship with a pinch of humor."
58 "To my daughter: Today, I’m giving you away. And to my son-in-law: Welcome to the family. Good luck, you’ll need it." Father of the Bride Speeches "Sharing wisdom with a dash of humor."
59 "To my new son-in-law: Remember, if you ever need a place to hide, you’re always welcome in my basement." Father of the Bride Speeches "Sharing wisdom with a dash of humor."
60 "To my bride: You make me a better person every day. And to our guests: Don’t worry, I won’t let her change too much." Groom Speeches "Making the bride laugh, one joke at a time."
61 "To the groom: You’re the luckiest man in the world today. Tomorrow, we’ll check back in." Maid of Honor Speeches "Celebrating love and friendship with a pinch of humor."
62 "Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband." Maid of Honor Speeches "Celebrating love and friendship with a pinch of humor."
63 "They say a daughter may outgrow your lap, but she’ll never outgrow your heart. And a father’s most important job is to keep her husband in line." Father of the Bride Speeches "Sharing wisdom with a dash of humor."
64 "To my wife: Thank you for making me the luckiest man in the world. And to our guests: Please drink enough to forget the embarrassing stories you heard today." Groom Speeches "Making the bride laugh, one joke at a time."
65 "To the happy couple: May your love be as endless as your wedding speech." General Wedding Toasts "Bringing laughter and joy to all."
66 "To the bride: You’ve always been there for me, through thick and thin. And to the groom: Buckle up, buddy." Maid of Honor Speeches "Celebrating love and friendship with a pinch of humor."
67 "To the bride: You’ve always been the apple of my eye. And to the groom: Remember, apples don’t fall far from the tree." Father of the Bride Speeches "Sharing wisdom with a dash of humor."
68 "To the bride and groom: Remember, the secret to a happy marriage remains a secret." General Wedding Toasts "Bringing laughter and joy to all."
69 "Here’s to the bride: May she share everything with her husband, including the housework." General Wedding Toasts "Bringing laughter and joy to all."
70 "Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life." Maid of Honor Speeches "Celebrating love and friendship with a pinch of humor."
71 "As a father, I always wondered who would be good enough for my daughter. And to be honest, I’m still wondering." Father of the Bride Speeches "Sharing wisdom with a dash of humor."
72 "To the groom: You’re the luckiest man in the world today. Tomorrow, we’ll check back in." Maid of Honor Speeches "Celebrating love and friendship with a pinch of humor."
73 "Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade." Best Man Speeches "Roasting the groom, one joke at a time."
74 "Here’s to love and laughter and happily ever after." General Wedding Toasts "Bringing laughter and joy to all."
75 "They say opposites attract. Well, that’s certainly true for the bride and her love of punctuality, and the groom’s love of being fashionably late." Maid of Honor Speeches "Celebrating love and friendship with a pinch of humor."
76 "To the bride and groom: May you have a marriage as wonderful and perfect as the bride’s planning of this wedding. No pressure!" Maid of Honor Speeches "Celebrating love and friendship with a pinch of humor."
77 "Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener." Maid of Honor Speeches "Celebrating love and friendship with a pinch of humor."
78 "To my daughter: Today, I’m giving you away. And to my son-in-law: Welcome to the family. Good luck, you’ll need it." Father of the Bride Speeches "Sharing wisdom with a dash of humor."
79 "To my new family: Thank you for welcoming me with open arms. And to my wife: Thank you for saying ‘I do’ even after you saw my dance moves." Groom Speeches "Making the bride laugh, one joke at a time."
80 "To the couple: May your love be modern enough to survive the times and old-fashioned enough to last forever." General Wedding Toasts "Bringing laughter and joy to all."
81 "To the groom: Before you got married, you were incomplete. Now you’re finished." Best Man Speeches "Roasting the groom, one joke at a time."
82 "Marriage is not about finding someone you can live with, but finding someone you can’t live without. And someone who won’t mind putting up with your weird habits." Groom Speeches "Making the bride laugh, one joke at a time."
83 "To the groom: I’ve been watching you for a while, and I think you’ll make a great husband. Just remember, I’m always watching." Father of the Bride Speeches "Sharing wisdom with a dash of humor."
84 "To the bride and groom: May you have a marriage as wonderful and perfect as the bride’s planning of this wedding. No pressure!" Maid of Honor Speeches "Celebrating love and friendship with a pinch of humor."
85 "To the bride: I’ve seen you grow from a fun-loving girl to a beautiful woman. And to the groom: Good luck with that." Maid of Honor Speeches "Celebrating love and friendship with a pinch of humor."
86 "To the groom: You’re the luckiest man in the world today. Tomorrow, we’ll check back in." Maid of Honor Speeches "Celebrating love and friendship with a pinch of humor."
87 "As a father, I always wondered who would be good enough for my daughter. And to be honest, I’m still wondering." Father of the Bride Speeches "Sharing wisdom with a dash of humor."
88 "To the bride: You’ve always been there for me, through thick and thin. And to the groom: Buckle up, buddy." Maid of Honor Speeches "Celebrating love and friendship with a pinch of humor."
89 "Here’s to the bride who’s found her groom, and to the groom who’s found his doom." General Wedding Toasts "Bringing laughter and joy to all."
90 "To my wife: You make me a better person every day. And to our guests: Don’t worry, I won’t let her change too much." Groom Speeches "Making the bride laugh, one joke at a time."
91 "Marriage is like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park." General Wedding Toasts "Bringing laughter and joy to all."
92 "They say marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning." Best Man Speeches "Roasting the groom, one joke at a time."
93 "Here’s to love, laughter, and happily ever after. And if that doesn’t work out, remember: you can always blame the best man for everything." Best Man Speeches "Roasting the groom, one joke at a time."
94 "To my new family: Thank you for welcoming me with open arms. And to my wife: Thank you for saying ‘I do’ even after you saw my dance moves." Groom Speeches "Making the bride laugh, one joke at a time."
95 "To my daughter: Today, I’m giving you away. And to my son-in-law: Welcome to the family. Good luck, you’ll need it." Father of the Bride Speeches "Sharing wisdom with a dash of humor."
96 "To the groom: You’re the luckiest man in the world today. Tomorrow, we’ll check back in." Maid of Honor Speeches "Celebrating love and friendship with a pinch of humor."
97 "To the bride: You’ve always been the apple of my eye. And to the groom: Remember, apples don’t fall far from the tree." Father of the Bride Speeches "Sharing wisdom with a dash of humor."
98 "Here’s to the bride: May she share everything with her husband, including the housework." General Wedding Toasts "Bringing laughter and joy to all."
99 "To the groom: Before you got married, you were incomplete. Now you’re finished." Best Man Speeches "Roasting the groom, one joke at a time."
100 "To my wife: Thank you for making me the luckiest man in the world. And to our guests: Please drink enough to forget the embarrassing stories you heard today." Groom Speeches "Making the bride laugh, one joke at a time."

Conclusion

Humor is a great way to make wedding speeches memorable and enjoyable. Whether you are the best man, maid of honor, father of the bride, or the groom, adding a touch of comedy can bring smiles, laughter, and a sense of joy to the special day. Use these funny wedding speeches to inspire your own, and remember, the best speeches come from the heart with a dash of humor.